If you are ready to simplify and streamline your business for more time,
more energy, and more money, there are 3 options to work with me privately.
6 Month Minimum
You want to elevate every offer, strategy, and system and set yourself up, at the very least, to double your income while also increasing your free time.
7 Day Intensive
You want to tackle a project
like creating a digital product, optimizing a podcast, or refining your sales and on-boarding process OR a business audit.
2 Day Retreat
There is no limit to what we can curate for you during your stay in Los Angeles, CA while receiving in-person support from me and hands-on access to my network.
I was finding it difficult to
know how to go about moving forward in my business. Since working with Delanie, I know exactly where to focus my energy, and it’s been easy and fun. She breaks everything down into simple pieces, she’s enthusiastic, and is just the greatest.
New York Times Bestselling Author
Delanie has changed my life. She’s helped me reverse engineer my goals, gave me practical action steps and accountability, and she is no bullshit.
She will light a fire under your ass and instill the confidence in you to go for it. Working with Delanie is like therapy
for your career.
Leading Actress and Writer
I accomplished more in 2 months working with
Delanie than I did in 2 years
working alone, and I made
my investment back ten-fold
in a matter of weeks! I have
a booked calendar with ideal clients, and I would not have made it this far without her. She is changing lives.
HOW TO APPLY
The Next Step:
Book a 20 minute complimentary Business Solution call to be considered for The Program, The Fling, or The Retreat. On this call, we will discuss your goals, audit your offer(s) and systems, and determine your unique next steps to simplify and scale your business for more revenue and freedom.
Spots are filled on a first come, first served basis.
You want a streamlined and focused business but you have several different offers, streams of revenue, interests, or projects that feel equally important to you - making it hard to narrow down who you serve, how you share about your work, and the systematization of your operations.
YOU HAVE FOMO
You’re nervous to choose a more specific direction for your business because you don't want to lose potential
or disappoint your
friend’s neighbor, Steve, who might want to buy that one package you still
offer but don’t really
It's difficult to know where to direct your energy because you consistently come up with new ideas you want to explore and the result is perpetual indecision and burnout. You want to try that workshop idea, collab on that Insagram live with your internet buddy, launch a membership or a course, test out the group program - all while providing excellent support to your
IS THIS WHERE YOU'RE AT?
Top reasons my clients work with me
Delanie is my personal Yoda. She helped me restructure my business which resulted in more time at home with my kids and the highest month of revenue I’ve ever had. She’s also helping me build and launch a digital product that I had been putting off for years.
LMHC and Anxiety Treatment Expert
6 months after working with Delanie, I have a blossoming small business, it’s a well-oiled machine! Delanie is an amazing mentor and sounding board, and her program provided the structure I needed. Plus, her virtual networking
event was a blast!
Virtual Cocktail Instructor
Delanie offered so much guidance and support as I pursued my creative writing career. I now know how to pitch
myself and expand my network. She broke everything down
into simple steps and
I'm getting gigs!
You have a main offer (and a couple more integrated intentionally) that you’re really known for, and it’s a high quality service or product that provides incredible results and leads to raving fans, clients, and customers.
You have a clear brand. You're no longer questioning what to share or how to share it. The marketing you do doesn’t even feel like marketing because it’s simple, sustainable, organic, and you actually enjoy it! No more forcing yourself to write that blog post if you hate writing.
Your operations are streamlined, systematized, automated, and you have a small (but mighty) team or network of highly skilled contractors (or employees - damn you’re cool) who do sh*t the way you like it. Things run smoothly without you always having to be there.
You have the thing that made you want to work for yourself in the first place. Freedom of time, money, energy, and creativity. You feel energized, purposeful, and fulfilled. You can leave big ass tips, donate to causes you care about, surprise your family with that vacation they’ve been wanting (and even get the fancy bread at the grocery store). You can take a 3 hour lunch break to meet a friend for coffee, volunteer at that non-profit, take a nap on a Tuesday at 2pm just because you feel like it, and have long weekends whenever you damn well please. You're providing the highest quality, most impactful work of your career, and you have the capacity to dream up the next thing you might want to create. Basically, your life f*cking rocks.
IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT TO BE?
I USED TO OVERCOMPLICATE SH*T
It took me a long time to undo and unlearn what I had been taught about work, purpose, and success. I used to think work was "supposed" to either be boring or grueling, enjoying a job that was also lucrative was only for a select few lucky ones out there, and that success was measured by the number you brought home every year - despite
how unhappy or unhealthy you may be (plus of course the white picket fence and 2.5 children).
I used to work 60 hour weeks doing work I didn’t truly enjoy. My health, happiness, and relationships suffered because of it, and I was perpetually burnt out and unfulfilled, even though it looked like
things were going pretty great from the outside.
After getting really clear, and really honest, about what I wanted for my day-to-day, and implementing a simple, intentional plan, I created a business and a life that feels like me. I now work 12 hours a week doing sh*t I love, I have plenty of free time for my wellness,
loved ones, hobbies, and other fun stuff - plus I make a hell of a lot more money now than when I was a workaholic (despite years of conditioning that tells us that isn't possible).
I now measure success by consistent enjoyment
and fulfillment with my work, prioritizing mental
and physical health, contribution, the quality
of my relationships, having FUN, and freedom
of time, money, energy, and creativity.
The amount in my bank is just a really huge plus,
but it's not the only measurement.
I've built what success means to me.
I help my clients build what success means to them.
6 Month Minimum
You want to elevate every offer, strategy, and system and set yourself up, at the very least, to double your income while also reclaiming your time.
You're looking for a partner to support you with each step of a complete business transformation resulting in a thriving, nimble, and evergreen minimalist business.
7 Day Intensive
You want quick results in a specific area of your business, potential projects of focus:
+ Passive Income Generation
+ Platform Optimization
+ Building or Restructuring Offer
+ Strategic Content Creation
+ Hiring and Team Management
+ Streamlining Processes
+ Branding or Rebranding
+ Offer(s)/Marketing/Ops Audit
Information about this private 2 day in-person intensive in Los Angeles, CA is available upon request.
A 6 month commitment to yourself.
I know what you're thinking...
"Sounds pretty time consuming with lots of homework, I can't add that to my already full plate."
This program is designed to relieve your stress, overwhelm, and indecision - not add to it. We problem-solve, free up your time, and prioritize. Your 'homework' consists of 3 simple action steps per month in order to keep you grounded in the tasks that will actually move your business or project forward. No heavy preparation is needed, all you have to do is show up and follow-through on the steps we create for you together. A lot of f*cking magic can happen in 6 months.
These 60 minute 1-1 monthly video calls (AKA Simplicity Sessions) are where we dive deep into your business or project.
We might review materials,
analyze data, write copy,
automate a process, repurpose content, launch a new offer,
send a pitch, or exchange some rapid-fire Q&A.
We utilize this time the way you want, and if you're unsure of how you want to use these, I'm always ready with simple next steps for the maintenance and growth
of your business.
1 - 1 VOXER SUPPORT
Voxer access is like having me on speed dial for support with logistics and implementation in between our monthly Simplicity Sessions.
Everything from refining tiny technical details to facilitating massive breakthroughs happen in the vox, baby. You can send me voice messages, texts, photos,
files, and even gifs!
Reach out anytime and you'll receive a response from me during my weekly DTF ("Down To Focus") hours Tuesdays - Thursdays from 9am - 1pm PT. It's like sexting, but way hotter, and for your biz.
My signature method for amplifying your credibility, visibility, and revenue without paid ads or PR rep., social media burnout, or complex systems.
These tips, tools, and templates skyrocket media bookings, partnerships, and revenue. We personalize The Process for your business so you can pitch and land
the opportunities you want.
E-ficionado: The Process has resulted in hundreds of thousands of dollars in revenue, landing celebrity guests and clientele, huge media bookings and brand collabs, signing dream clients, and establishing fulfilling partnerships.
Instant access to a private directory exclusively for my clients to coordinate collaborations, receive feedback and testimonials, and hire each other for services.
My clients have utilized this directory to collaborate on podcast episodes, virtual workshops, digital art, establish affiliate partnerships, and more!
Create a profile to connect with these awesome entrepreneurs and be visible for the fun opportunities this network provides.
Discounts and offers from
consultants, contractors, and specialists that are only available within my network.
This network includes service providers who have been instrumental in my own business, as well as those who have successfully supported my clients.
Everything from website design to business insurance, these experts who have been vetted and get amazing results are available to you.
Your ticket to an invite-only
bi-annual virtual networking event where my clients connect, discuss unique opportunities, and celebrate
each others' wins.
This event is designed to create
and facilitate collaborations and
share details of opportunities that are available within my client network.
Everyone leaves with an incredible raffle prize, fun collabs to look forward to, and friendships that last long after the event!
This 6 month container is a $20k investment. I serve 6 clients at a time to
ensure each individual gets the focused support they deserve. Due to my
clients having the option to secure their 1 - 1 spot indefinitely, availability varies.
HOW TO APPLY
Book a 20 minute complimentary Business Solution call to be considered for The Program. On this call, we will discuss your goals, audit your offer(s) and systems, and determine your unique next steps to simplify, streamline, scale your business for more revenue and freedom.
Spots are filled on a first come, first served basis.
I can say with 10,000%
certainty that I would have NEVER started a podcast if it weren't for Delanie. My podcast even hit #43 on the top parenting charts! I also achieved a huge goal of mine recently and opened
my own gym!
Owner, CrossFit Golden Warrior
I was so scared to invest because I hadn’t seen a significant ROI from past ventures. I got my return on investment from Delanie’s program within 1 WEEK! I’ve since doubled my following, hired an assistant, been featured on 10+ podcasts, started a blog, tripled my podcast downloads, am steadily booking clients, launched a masterclass, and my confidence has skyrocketed. I was also able to leave my day job!!! The best part, Delanie makes it easy.
Since working with Delanie, my wedding invitation sales have increased, I’ve booked multiple mural projects,
hired on a chalkboard artist and virtual assistant, and
am getting larger art commissions! AND I’ve more than doubled my income!
CEO, Spindles Design Co.
Elevate your business in less than a day.
This intensive experience includes:
90 MIN. PRIVATE COACHING SESSION
This deep-dive session via Zoom can be used for auditing each area of your business (offer(s), marketing strategy, operations) OR it can be used to focus on one specific goal or area of your business (passive income, refining a funnel, outlining a series of content, etc).
A follow-up email that includes your unique next steps and any necessary
tools in order to complete those steps (action items, links, templates, etc).
7 DAYS OF 1 - 1 VOXER SUPPORT
I will be accessible to you via Voxer (free messaging app) for 1 week after your
Private Coaching Session in order to field any questions you have and support you with implementation. You can send me voice messages, texts, photos, files, etc. anytime for 7
days following your call and I will respond during my DTF (“Down To Focus”) Hours on
Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays between 9am - 1pm PT.
30 MIN. FOLLOW-UP CALL
A 30 minute follow-up call via Zoom 1 month after your coaching session to check-
in, make any necessary adjustments, and answer any questions that you may have.
TOP PRIORITY FOR E-FICIONADO: THE PROGRAM
You will be notified about the next opening in my signature 1 - 1 Business Simplicity Program before the spot becomes available to the rest of my waitlist. An official
invitation to the program depends on any prerequisites you and I would discuss together. Your investment of The Fling would be applied to the investment of the full program.
The Fling intensive experience is a $3997 investment.
I'm able to provide 3 intensives per quarter.
Please book a complimentary 20 minute Business Solution Call here
to be considered for The Fling.
E-FICIONADO: THE PROCESS
My DIY PR package proven to increase revenue and visibility without paid ads, social media burnout, a sales team, PR rep, agent, or the latest trends and programs. Use this simple system to sign clients, book media spots, and solidify partnerships.
The Retreat is a $25k investment and I'm able to provide 2 retreats per year.
For more info about this in-person intensive, please book a comped Business Solution Call below.
BOOK A BUSINESS SOLUTION CALL
Unsure which option is the best fit for you?
Book a 20 minute complimentary Business Solution Call so we can discuss your goals, audit your business, craft your next steps, and determine whether The Fling, The Program, or The Retreat is right for you.
Spots are filled on a first come, first served basis.
I attended the same elementary school as my mom and we had the SAME 1st grade teacher.
I've met my celebrity crush, Jack Black, 3 times (I promise I'm not a stalker).
I was a collegiate rower for a year (I quit because that sh*t is intense and I kept falling asleep in class).
Was in an independent study program in high school AKA the neighborhood homeschooled kid.
Majored in religions of the world and graduated from UC Santa Barbara (Go Gauchos!).
My grandpa is from Dublin, Ireland and it's on my bucket list to visit his childhood home (which is now a Hilton!).
I had a potbellied pig named Arthur as a pet and he inspired me to look into the whole vegan thang.
My dad's an identical twin making my cousins genetically my half-siblings (WTF).
Some jobs I had in my early 20s: Trader Joe's crew member, nanny, tutor, Lyft driver.
I studied abroad in Athens, Greece and got to stand on top of The Parthenon!
I hate Slurpees or anything like them. Flavored ice is not a real dessert and nobody will ever change my mind.
I met my husband in a studio page program (I was kinda his supervisor...oops but yay?).
For info about my professional background click here.
THE SIDE PIECE
Get the guide that corresponds with each episode of
E-ficionado, Delanie's top charting minimalist business podcast for unconventional entrepreneurs.
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