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I’m a Business Consultant to podcasters, business owners, and public figures, co-host of the top charting podcast with millions of downloads, Self-Helpless, and self-proclaimed e-ficionado
(lover of efficiency and word play).
In my free time you might find me spooning my rescue dog Maverick, devouring vegan burritos, rockin' out to Tenacious D, being way too excited about a thrift store sundress, enjoying a basic b*tch bath with all the works, sippin' hot chai tea on a patio somewhere, and taking walks with my lovely life partner Cam who I enjoy making fun of for playing Fortnite.
My passion for conscious consumption, running my life and business like a well-oiled machine, and my former life as a stand-up comedian, greatly influence my consulting approach. I believe in simplicity, working with intention, and most of all, offering candid no BS guidance to my clients.
I'm not afraid to share my personal experiences, failures, and strategies in order to fast-track their success.
My first leap into entrepreneurship was launching a business where I turned people into penis cartoons and put them on coffee mugs (I know, pretty nuts - pun intended), which
enabled me to leave my soul-crushing corporate day job to "do d*cks" full-time (yes,
that's how I gave work my notice). I even got the chance to turn Conan into a d*ck -
what more could a girl want out of life?
This all led to artists and entrepreneurs asking for my help with making their
own dream jobs a reality and bringing their ideas to fruition. Now, I give
people tools to build, grow, refine, and simplify their businesses and passion
projects via my online courses, workshops, and consulting services.
If I was able to sell d*ck pics for a living, you can do anything.
Highlights from my past life as a comedian are performing at clubs, colleges, theatres, and
festivals nationally and internationally, getting featured on NBC's Last Call With Carson Daly,
Fuse's Stand Up And Deliver, FOX's Laughs and Punchline, VH1's Walk of Shame Shuttle, and
co-writing/appearing in Lifetime's Bad Tutor (did that one for my mom).
TURN YOUR PRODUCT-BASED
HOBBY INTO PROFITS
Start, or grow, your side hustle using the exact tools and tactics
I used for my first business, Dicks by Delanie.
I’ve accomplished more in 2 months with this course than I did the past 2 years, and I made my investment back ten-fold in a matter of weeks!
Pop Portrait Artist
Since The Thriving Artist Course, I've received shoutouts from my favorite performers, I was a featured artist at a pop-up gallery, and I'm getting commissions!
I’ve paid way more for courses that have taught me way less. The Thriving Artist Course pays for itself and is FULL of gold!
WANT TO WORK WITH ME 1 - 1?
If all spots are full when you apply, you’ll be put on a waitlist and contacted as soon as space becomes available.
I can say with 10000% certainty that I would have NEVER started a podcast if it weren't for Delanie. My podcast even hit #43 on the top parenting charts!
Before I started working with Delanie, I had no clear path from where I was to where I wanted to be. Delanie helped me take my financial skillset and passion and turn it into a dream career.
Before I started working with Delanie I was in a rut and needed to make a change. Since working with her I've performed at Yuk Yuk's, booked a variety show, and got PAID to do a gig!
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I HATE spam and will never send it. I'll only share my favorite tools, tips, treats and free sh*t. You into that?
Please share briefly about your project or business, and you’ll be notified within
2 business days of my availability and all the other hot deets.
(I mainly work with business owners, podcasters, and public figures, but am open to others if I truly feel I can help.)
IF YOU’RE APPLYING FOR 1 - 1 CREATIVE CONSULTING
P.O Box #6384
Burbank, CA 91505