I’m a Creative Consultant to podcasters, comedians, and side hustlers/business owners, co-host of the
top charting podcast, Self-Helpless, and self-proclaimed e-ficionado (lover of efficiency and word play).
In my free time you might find me spooning my rescue dog Maverick, devouring vegan burritos, rockin'
out to Tenacious D, being way too excited about a thrift store find, enjoying a basic b*tch bath with all
the works, sippin' hot chai tea, and taking walks with my lovely life partner Cam who I enjoy making fun
of for playing Fortnite.
My passion for conscious consumption, running my life and business like a well-oiled machine, and my
former life as a stand-up comedian, greatly influence my consulting approach. I believe in simplicity,
working with intention, and most of all, offering candid no BS guidance to my clients. I'm not afraid to
share my personal experiences, failures, and strategies in order to fast-track their success.
My first leap into entrepreneurship was launching a business where I turned people into penis cartoons
(I know, pretty nuts - pun intended), which enabled me to leave my soul-crushing corporate day job to
"do d*cks" full-time (yes, that's how I gave work my notice).
This led to artists and entrepreneurs asking for my help with making their own dream jobs a reality,
and bringing their ideas to fruition. Now, I give people tools to build, grow, refine, and simplify their
businesses and passion projects via my online courses, workshops, and consulting services.
I'm a big believer in the fact that if I was able to sell d*ck pics for a living, you can do anything.
Highlights from my past life as a comedian are performing at clubs, colleges, theatres, and festivals
nationally and internationally, getting featured on NBC's Last Call With Carson Daly, Fuse's Stand Up
And Deliver, FOX's Laughs and Punchline, VH1's Walk of Shame Shuttle, and co-writing/appearing in
Lifetime's Bad Tutor (did that one for my mom).
TURN YOUR PRODUCT-BASED
HOBBY INTO PROFITS
Start, or grow, your side hustle using the exact tools and tactics
I used for my first business, Dicks by Delanie.
I’ve paid way more for courses that have taught me way less. The Thriving Artist Course pays for itself and is FULL of gold!
Pop Portrait Artist
Since The Thriving Artist Course, I've received shoutouts from my favorite performers, I was a featured artist at a pop-up gallery, and I'm getting commissions!
I’ve accomplished more in 2 months with this course than I did the past 2 years, and I made my investment back ten-fold in a matter of weeks!
WANT TO WORK WITH ME 1 - 1?
If all spots are full when you apply, you’ll be put on a waitlist and contacted as soon as space becomes available.
Before I started working with Delanie, I had no clear path from where I was to where I wanted to be. Delanie helped me take my financial skillset and passion and turn it into a dream career.
Since working with Delanie, my wedding invitation sales have increased, I’ve booked multiple mural projects, hired on a chalkboard artist and virtual assistant, and am getting larger art commissions!
I can say with 10000% certainty that I would have NEVER started a podcast if it weren't for Delanie. My podcast even hit #43 on the top parenting charts!
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I HATE spam and will never send it. I'll only share my favorite tools, tips, treats and free sh*t. You into that?
Please share briefly about your project or business, and you’ll be notified within
2 business days of my availability and all the other hot deets.
(I mainly work with side hustlers/business owners, podcasters, and comedians, but am open to others if I truly feel I can help.)
IF YOU’RE APPLYING FOR 1 - 1 CREATIVE CONSULTING