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A SELF-HELPFUL GIFT
Delanie's new book is here!
MockTales: 50+ Literary Mocktails Inspired by
Classic Works, Banned Books, and More
The first of its kind in its category, MockTales is in select stores and online at major retailers including Barnes & Noble, Target, Amazon, and more.
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A great gift for non-drinkers and the sober-curious, plant-based eaters and vegans, and book lovers and film buffs. Plus, baby showers, office swag, book clubs, gift baskets, stocking stuffers & your favorite teacher!
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Enjoy simple recipes like Huckleberry Fizz, Oliver Lemon Twist, Are You There Goblet? It's Me, Margaret., Rubyfruit Jungle Juice, and more.
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Signed copies, wholesale for stores and boutiques, corporate and
non-profit gifting, and a peak inside the book available here.
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100% alcohol-free. 100% plant-based. 100% punderful.
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ABOUT
About Self-Helpless
Self-Helpless aims to close the gap between one-dimensional self-help and everyday activism. Exploring all things on the cutting edge of personal growth with specialists who share paradigm-shifting insights every week, themes include conscious consumption, holistic health, cognitive neuroscience, unraveling social conditioning, creativity, belief, and purpose. Hosted by Delanie Fischer, who's recognized by listeners for her casual but fluff-free approach, the show's been described as if Rich Roll and Rainn Wilson had a much less eloquent (but also pretty fun) baby. Self-Helpless garners millions of downloads, frequents the top Apple & Spotify charts, and has been featured on Popsugar, Conan, and The Tonight Show. ​​
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About Delanie
Delanie Fischer is the host of the top-rated podcast, Self-Helpless, Co-Author of MockTales, and Creative Activist based in Los Angeles with her husband, Cam, and their rescued dogs, Maverick & Goose. She blends her passion for holistic health, academic background in world religions, and work in advocacy to create edutainment that informs and inspires. With roots in stand-up, script writing, and production, Delanie has been featured on FOX, Lifetime, Netflix, Hulu, Fuse, VH1, Entrepreneur, Popsugar, Huffpost, Podcast Magazine, theSkimm, and Bustle. She enjoys leveraging humor to ignite social change and chills at the roundabout of personal growth, activism, and trying not to run away into the woods forever. ​​​
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