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As a creative with an insatiable desire to make new things, Delanie Fischer has no clue where she'll be in five years, and she kinda likes it that way. Her career has taken her everywhere from performing on TV, selling a screenplay, and penis artistry to podcasting with her biggest idols, consulting for a hit kid's TV show, and watching Tiffany Haddish do stand up in her mother's living room.
Delanie is a professional podcaster, social media free entrepreneur, and environmentalist who has been featured on NBC, FOX, Lifetime, Netflix, Hulu, CNBC, Fuse, Vh1, Entrepreneur, PopSugar, Podcast Magazine, theSkimm, and Bustle.
Fischer has 2 chart-topping podcasts, Career Crush (now a private, ad-free show available via her email list for free), and she co-hosts the hit comedy, self-help podcast, Self-Helpless, which has garnered millions of downloads and features renowned health professionals and celebrity guests like Tan France, Michael Buble’, and Whitney Cummings. Self-Helpless calls Lemonada Media home alongside Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sarah Silverman, Meghan Trainor, and other influential artists, experts, and activists.
Delanie's background's in entertainment as a working comedian, writer, and producer where she performed on late night, wrote a Lifetime movie, and produced award-winning content and packed live events. Major burnout, and the desire to change career paths, resulted in her launching a penis art business (pretty nuts, pun intended), which enabled her to transition into her ideal lifestyle of stay-at-home comedianhood. The popularity of this luxe gag gift business led to the birth of her consultancy, where she helped artists, entrepreneurs, and small businesses increase their revenue, visibility, and efficacy via unconventional branding, marketing, and media support. Delanie's since niched to podcast consulting as she's extremely passionate about the power of this medium in all areas of personal and professional growth.
As someone who's adopted a minimalist, vegan, and child-free lifestyle, Delanie’s perspective on environmentally-conscious living has been featured across a variety of media outlets with her approach to these topics described as "funny, approachable, and non-judgmental." She enjoys debunking stereotypes and myths surrounding these choices, with an emphasis on imperfect, fun, and doable action and contribution (although it is kinda a dream of hers to live off-grid and grow her own tomatoes and have chipmunks as friends). Fischer recently joined forces with one of the largest non-profits in the world where she contributes to viral celebrity campaigns that save animals, preserve the environment, and improve collective human health.
Despite her "influencer" status, Delanie permanently deleted all of her social media a few years back to declutter her mind, and instead reaches 100k+ people monthly via her podcasts and email list. Thousands of likeminded people have joined Delanie's free global community for instant access to her private podcast about mindfulness and creativity in work and life, notifications about cool media and career opportunities, and invitations to special virtual events.
Most importantly, Delanie's an avid Tenacious D fan, spends most of her life in a hot bath, loves a thrifted sundress, creates upcycled art, eats many a burrito, and enjoys a rock solid cup of tea. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband and their rescue dogs, Maverick and Goose.
Delanie here, since my 'gram is no longer creepable, here are some things.
~ My dad's an identical twin so my cousins are also my half-siblings (WTF does this freak anyone else out).
~ I was a collegiate rower for 1 year (Go Gauchos!) but had to quit cuz it was so intense that I kept falling asleep in class.
~ I've met my biggest celebrity crush, Jack Black, 3 times (I promise I'm not a stalker, 'twas simply fate LOL).
~ My mom and I went to the same elementary school and we had the exact same 1st grade teacher, let that sink in...
~ Past jobs: camp counselor, teleprompter operator, Trader Joe's, executive assistant, studio tour guide, nanny, tutor,
and the occasional gig as a yoga mat model (the crew wasn't stoked upon learning I have the flexibility of a celery stick).
~ My grandpa was born in Dublin, Ireland (where I honeymooned!) and my grandma was born in Perth, Australia.
~ I had a potbellied pig named Arthur when I was in my 20s and he was a big inspiration for me to try the whole vegan thang (sadly it was because he had eaten a piece of cooked bacon on the kitchen floor, that'll mess anyone up).
~ I graduated from UC Santa Barbara in Religious Studies (South Asian & Near Eastern traditions) and planned on continuing my education to become a professor, but then...I fell in love with this absolute a-hole named comedy.
~ I got really sick at 15, had to withdraw from high school, and opted in for independent study until I graduated. As devastated as I was at the time, it taught me the invaluable lesson that there's more than one path to any destination.
~ I played basketball (shooting guard / forward) and was on drumline (cymbals / snare) in middle and high school.
~ I was voted most likely to become a professional volleyball player in my middle school year book. To this day, I've never played volleyball. I think they confused me with someone else which speaks to my massive tween popularity.
~ I coached a basketball team of 7-9 year-old boys who were not super stoked to have a lady coach. As the only female coach in the league, we went undefeated and won the championship. That win felt better than any I had as a player.
~ Yes, it's me in that viral Instagram meme about drinking a liter of pineapple juice and no I had nothing to do with it.
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