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About Delanie

Delanie Fischer is the Founder & CEO of The Minimalist Business Consultancy, where she provides business simplicity consulting to mental health and wellness professionals. She's the co-host of the chart-topping personal growth podcast Self-Helpless, which has garnered millions of downloads and features celebrity guests and industry experts. As a comedian turned social media-free entrepreneur, she's been featured on NBC, VH1, Lifetime, FOX, Hulu, Bustle, PopSugar, and Entrepreneur.


Before founding her consultancy, Delanie was immersed in the entertainment industry as a working comedian, writer, and producer. After massive burnout, and the desire to be her own boss, she launched a humorous art business called Dicks by Delanie, where she and her team "dickified" their customers by recreating their images into hilarious, yet elegant, penis cartoons (pretty nuts, pun intended).


This successful career pivot, along with Delanie's unconventional business and marketing strategies, resulted in entrepreneurs across a dozen different industries seeking her mentorship to scale their businesses sustainably. Supporting a variety of entrepreneurs sparked a passion for leveraging her expertise to amplify the impact of individuals and brands in the mental health and wellness space, with an emphasis on enabling them to prioritize their own self-care without sacrificing increased revenue. Delanie helps mental health and wellness professionals all over the world build and scale thriving, minimalist businesses via her podcasts, email list, and consultancy - and through their work together, her clients enjoy more time, energy, creativity, money, and freedom in their business and life. 


Delanie lives in Los Angeles, California with her husband, Cam, and their rescue dogs, Maverick and Goose, is an avid Tenacious D fan, spends most of her life in a hot bath, eats many a burrito, and is probably sportin' a thrift store sundress on a walk (chai tea in hand) at this very moment.


Interview Topics

Delanie's Most Requested Speaking Topics  

+ 4 Steps To Running A Social Media Free Business (yes, it's totally possible!)

+ Debunking Minimalism Myths: Boring, Restrictive, Self-Deprivation & Other BS

+ 3 Ways To Simplify Your Mental Health & Wellness Business For More Peace + Profit

+ Minimalist Marketing: How To Ditch Platforms and Methods You Hate For Good 

+ Professional Podcasting: How To Start, Grow, Monetize, and Leverage Your Show

+ Potent Branding: Refining Your Messaging & Positioning For New Opportunities

+ Tired of Getting Ghosted? The 5 Must-Have Elements To Nail Your Outreach 


+ Unconventional Living: Choosing To Be Minimalist, Vegan, and Child-Free

+ Too Many Ideas? Figuring Out What The F*ck You Actually Want To Do Next 

+ Pivoting: Leverage Your Experience & Reinvent Yourself To Catapult Your Career 



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Delanie performed at clubs, colleges, theatres, and festivals nationally and internationally for over 6 years, and was featured on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly, Fuse's Stand Up And Deliver, FOX's Laughs and Punchline, and she co-wrote and appeared in Lifetime’s Bad Tutor. Fischer also co-produced and co-hosted one of the most popular independent comedy shows in the Los Angeles area called The Nine Drink Minimum - a casual BYOB event featuring some of the biggest names in comedy. Along with landing walk-on roles in various films, she co-created and co-starred in an award-winning web series, and as her farewell to stand-up comedy, she executive produced the docu-comedy special, Love at First Cousin


Delanie co-hosts the chart-topping comedic personal growth podcast with millions of downloads, Self-Helpless, that she co-created with two of her friends and comedians, Kelsey Cook and Taylor Tomlinson. Special guests include a variety of celebrities like Tan France, Michael Buble,' and Whitney Cummings, industry-leading health and wellness experts, and Helpsters (what their subscribers call themselves). Self-Helpless has been featured on Conan, The Tonight Show, Popsugar, and The Stand-Up Magazine. Fischer also hosts a podcast for mental health and wellness professionals called The Minimalist Business Podcast - all about how to implement a minimalist approach to entrepreneurship for more impact, revenue, and time freedom. The Minimalist Business Podcast has been featured in Renewed Awareness Magazine and hit the top Entrepreneur charts as early as episode 1, where it frequented throughout its entire run as a public podcast. The Minimalist Business Podcast has since become a private podcast available for free at 


Delanie had this strange hobby, that started as a happy accident at a holiday party, where she turned her loved ones, characters, and celebrities into tasteful penis caricatures (aka dickartoons) that she hand-painted on coffee mugs. And of course each piece of art had a killer pun - Dong Swanson, Kim Karshaftian, Strawberry Shortcock (just to name a few). This was a hobby she did for some fun side cash for about 3 years before launching it as a "real" business where Fischer dickified her customers. Delanie scaled this custom art business, called Dicks by Delanie, from a physical product-based business to a digital product business with a very talented team of cartoonists. Delanie's customers would use their hilarious, yet tasteful, digital art on things like totes, shirts, mugs, pillows, cakes, invitations, etc. for unique gifts and special events. Dicks by Delanie was featured on Voyage LA, Bertcast, and Controlled Chaos, and her team had the pleasure of dickifying several celebrities and public figures. Conan (Conads O'Brien) was even gifted a dick mug! What more could a girl want in life?

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