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Delanie is best-known for sharing about: 

 

• Efficiency in Wellness and Business 

• Minimalism, Simplicity, Conscious Consumption 

• Decluttering Your Home and Schedule 

• Intentional Living and Gaining Clarity 

• Entrepreneurship and Doing Sh*t Your Way

• Vegan and Eco-Friendly Lifestyle

• Restricting and Leaving Social Media 

• Service-Based and Product-Based Business

• Podcasting and The Self-Helpless Podcast

• Launching Her First Business Dicks by Delanie

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I'm available for podcasts, interviews, speaking engagements,

and maybe even a house party or two.

 

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• Starting and Growing a Consulting Business 

• Pivoting Careers and Leaving Stand-Up Comedy

• How To Turn Your Hobby Into Monayyy

• Mindset and Unraveling Limiting Beliefs 

• Figuring Out WTF You Actually Want 

• Healthy Relationships and Setting Boundaries 

• Handling Critics, Trolls, and A-Holes 

• Managing Perfectionism and Compulsive Working 

• How to Free Up Time, Energy, and Money 

• Living Childfree By Choice 

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THE POD 

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Delanie co-hosts the comedic self-improvement podcast, Self-Helpless - a top charting show with millions of downloads. Past guests include: Michael Buble,’ Tan France, Whitney Cummings, and a bunch of incredible mental health, wellness, and personal growth professionals. Self-Helpless has been featured on Conan, Popsugar, and The Stand-Up Magazine.

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COMEDY

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As a comedian and writer, Delanie has been featured on NBC’s Last Call with Carson Daly, Fuse’s Stand Up And Deliver, FOX’s Laughs and Punchline, VH1’s Walk of Shame Shuttle, and she co-wrote and appeared in Lifetime’s Bad Tutor. As her farewell to stand-up comedy, she executive produced the docu-comedy special, Love at First Cousin. 

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CLIENTS

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Delanie’s clients have been featured on Oprah, The New York Times Best Seller List, The View, Conan, The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, Getting Doug with High, Zola, Wedding Chicks - and have collaborated with beasts like The Chicago White Sox, Airbnb, and Universal Music Group. 

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What’s up! I’m Delanie. I’m a Simplicity Coach to podcasters, business owners, and public figures, co-host of the top charting podcast with millions of downloads, Self-Helpless, and self-proclaimed e-ficionado

(lover of efficiency and word play).

 

In my free time you might find me spooning my rescue dog Maverick, devouring vegan burritos, rockin’ out to Tenacious D, being way too excited about a thrift store sundress, enjoying a basic b*tch bath with all the works, sippin' hot chai tea on a patio somewhere, and taking walks with my lovely life partner Cam who I enjoy making fun of for playing Fortnite. 

 

My passion for conscious consumption, running my life and business like a well-oiled machine, and my former life as a stand-up comedian, greatly influence my consulting approach. I believe in simplicity, working with intention, and most of all, offering candid no BS guidance to my clients. I'm not afraid to share my personal experiences, failures, and strategies in order to fast-track their success. 

 

My first leap into entrepreneurship was launching a business where I turned people into penis cartoons (I know, pretty nuts - pun intended), which enabled me to leave my soul-crushing corporate day job to "do d*cks" full-time (yes, that's how I gave work my notice). I even got the chance to turn Conan into a d*ck - what more could a girl want out of life?

 

This led to artists and entrepreneurs asking for my help with making their own dream jobs a reality, and bringing their ideas to fruition. Now, I give people tools to build, grow, refine, and simplify their businesses and passion projects via my online courses, workshops, and consulting services. 

 

I'm a big believer in the fact that if I was able to sell d*ck pics for a living, you can do anything.

 

Highlights from my past life as a comedian are performing at clubs, colleges, theatres, and festivals nationally and internationally, getting featured on NBC's Last Call With Carson Daly, Fuse's Stand Up And Deliver, FOX's Laughs and Punchline, VH1's Walk of Shame Shuttle, and co-writing/appearing in Lifetime's Bad Tutor (did that one for my mom).

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