I'm available for a handful of podcasts, interviews, and speaking engagements per year.


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Here are some of my favorite discussion topics:  


4 Steps To Running A Social Media Free Biz (Yes, it's possible!)

How To Simplify Your Business For More Revenue + Freedom


Creating And Implementing A Minimalist Marketing Strategy 

Unconventional Living: Being Minimalist, Vegan, And Child-Free 



I performed at clubs, colleges, theatres, and festivals nationally and internationally for 6 years, and was  featured on NBC’s Last Call with Carson Daly, Fuse’s Stand Up And Deliver, FOX’s Laughs and Punchline, and I co-wrote and appeared in Lifetime’s Bad Tutor (you're welcome, mom). I co-produced and co-hosted one of the most popular independent comedy shows in the Los Angeles area called The Nine Drink Minimum - a casual BYOB event featuring some of the biggest names in comedy. I also enjoyed some walk-on roles in various films, and co-created and co-starred in an award-winning web series. As my farewell to stand-up comedy, I executive produced the docu-comedy special, Love at First Cousin


I co-host a comedic personal growth podcast with two of my hilarious friends, Kelsey Cook and Taylor Tomlinson, called Self-Helpless - a top charting show with millions of downloads. Special guests include a variety of celebrities, experts, and Helpsters (this is what our listeners call themselves). Self-Helpless has been featured on Conan, The Tonight Show, Popsugar, and The Stand-Up Magazine. I recently launched a podcast for unconventional entrepreneurs called E-ficionado: The Minimalist Business Podcast - all about how to utilize a minimalist approach to business for more impact, revenue, and free time. E-ficionado has been featured in Renewed Awareness Magazine and hit the top Entrepreneur charts as early as episode 1, where it frequented throughout its entire duration as a public podcast. E-ficionado has since become a private podcast available for free at delaniefischer.com. 


I had this strange hobby, that started as a happy accident at a holiday party, where I turned my loved ones, objects, characters, and celebrities into tasteful penis caricatures (aka dickartoons) that I hand-painted on coffee mugs (and of course each piece of art had a killer pun - Dong Swanson, Kim Karshaftian, Strawberry Shortcock just to name a few). I did this as a hobby for some fun side cash for about 3 years before launching it as a "real" business where I dickified my customers. During the run of this humorous custom

art biz I called Dicks by Delanie, I scaled DBD from a physical product-based business to a digital product business with a very talented team of cartoonists. Our customers would put their funny digital art on totes, shirts, mugs, pillows, cakes, invitations, etc. Dicks by Delanie was featured on Voyage LA, Bertcast, Controlled Chaos with Josh Wolf, and my team and I had the pleasure of dickifying several celebs and

public figures. Conan (Conads O'Brien) was even gifted a dick mug! What more could a girl want in life?


My clients have been featured on Oprah, The View, mindbodygreen, Huffington Post, Vogue, TEDx, BuzzFeedZola, Wedding Chicks, Origin Magazine, Anthropologie and have collaborated with The Chicago White Sox and Universal Music Group. They've also pivoted careers, quadrupled their income, built and grown engaged communities, hit the top iTunes charts, booked leading roles, launched passion projects,

left their day jobs, received huge media opportunities and high-ticket commissions, and have been told that they're changing lives (no big deal). 


Delanie Fischer is a Business Simplicity Coach, Professional Podcaster with 2 top charting shows and millions of downloads, and "influencer" turned social media free entrepreneur who has been featured on NBC, Lifetime, FOX, Bustle, Entrepreneur, and VH1. 

After a successful stint in the entertainment industry, she launched a humorous art business called Dicks by Delanie where her team turned their customers into hilarious, yet elegant, penis cartoons. The success of that business led to her supporting other entrepreneurs who were drawn to her unconventional tactics. 

She helps thousands of entrepreneurs, business owners, and contractors around the world scale thriving minimalist businesses via her podcast, email list, self-guided PR course, and private coaching so they can experience more time, energy, money, creativity, and freedom in their business and life. She's coached everyone from public figures to TV execs, professional athletes to wellness pros, influencers to consultancies, celebrity designers to content creators, and mental health professionals to your favorite local hot spot. 


Delanie lives in California with her husband and their rescue dogs, Maverick and Goose, is an avid Tenacious D fan, spends most of her life in a hot bath, eats many a burrito, and is probably sportin' a thrift store sundress on a walk - chai tea in hand, at this very moment.  


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