Here are some of my favorite discussion topics: 


  • Simplicity and Efficiency in Wellness and Business 

  • Minimalism and Conscious Consumption 

  • Decluttering Your Space and Schedule 

  • Intentional Living and Gaining Clarity 

  • Entrepreneurship and Doing Sh*t Your Way

  • Vegan and Eco-Friendly Living (imperfectly)

  • Becoming Social Media Free (yes, it's possible!)

  • Service-Based and Product-Based Business

  • Podcasting, Self-Helpless, and E-ficionado

  • Launching my First Business Dicks by Delanie  

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  • Starting and Growing a Coaching Business 

  • Pivoting Careers and Leaving Stand-Up Comedy

  • How To Turn Your Hobby Into Profits

  • Mindset and Unraveling Limiting Beliefs 

  • Figuring Out WTF You Actually Want 

  • Healthy Relationships and Setting Boundaries 

  • Handling Critics, Trolls, and A-Holes 

  • Managing Perfectionism and Compulsive Working 

  • How to Free Up Time, Energy, and Money 

  • Childfree by Choice (even though I love kids) 

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I co-host a comedic self-improvement podcast with two of my hilarious friends, Kelsey Cook and Taylor Tomlinson, called Self-Helpless - a top charting show with millions of downloads. Past guests include: Michael Buble,’ Tan France, Nikki Glaser, and a bunch of incredible mental health, wellness, and personal growth professionals. Self-Helpless has been featured on Conan, The Tonight Show, Popsugar, and The Stand-Up Magazine. I also host a solo podcast called E-ficionado - all about how to utilize a minimalist approach to business so you can achieve what's most important with ease. E-ficionado has been frequenting the top Entrepreneur charts since episode 1!


I performed at clubs, colleges, theatres, and festivals nationally and internationally for 6 years, and was  featured on NBC’s Last Call with Carson Daly, Fuse’s Stand Up And Deliver, FOX’s Laughs and Punchline, and I co-wrote and appeared in Lifetime’s Bad Tutor (did that one for my mom). As my farewell to stand-

up comedy, I executive produced the docu-comedy special, Love at First Cousin


During the run of my first business, a humorous custom art biz called Dicks by Delanie (where I turned people into dickartoons), it was featured on Voyage LABertcast, Controlled Chaos with Josh Wolf, and my team and I had the pleasure of dickifying many celebs and public figures - Conan was even gifted a dick mug! What more could a girl want in life?



My clients have been featured on Oprah, The New York Times Best Seller List, The View, Conan, The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, Getting Doug with High, Zola, Wedding Chicks, and they've collaborated with beasts like The Chicago White Sox, Airbnb, and Universal Music Group. They've also pivoted careers, doubled their income, tripled their audience, hit the top iTunes charts, booked leading roles, launched passion projects, and have been told that they're changing lives (no big deal). 



What's up! I'm Delanie - Simplicity Coach to entrepreneurs, business owners, freelancers, and podcasters. WTF is a Simplicity Coach? It's like if a business strategist and a minimalist had a very helpful baby (who probably swears too much). I also co-host a top charting comedic self-improvement podcast with millions of downloads called Self-Helpless, and recently launched a new podcast for entrepreneurs called E-ficionado that has been frequenting the top entrepreneur charts since episode 1. 


My passion for conscious consumption, running sh*t like a well-oiled machine, and my former life as a stand-up comedian, greatly influence the way I coach. I help people scale their businesses and passion projects by utilizing minimalism, so they can achieve more with ease. We focus on removing distractions, freeing up time, prioritizing quality over quantity, leveraging their unique skill set and interests, growing with intention, and of course all the other logistics involved with starting and scaling. I offer no BS guidance to my clients. I’m not afraid to open up and share my personal experiences, failures, and strategies in order to fast-track their success. 


After 7 years in entertainment and the worst bout of career burnout and shiny object syndrome I had experienced, my first leap into entrepreneurship was launching a business called Dicks by Delanie, where I turned people into penis cartoons that I put on coffee mugs (I know, pretty nuts - pun intended). In less than a year, I was able to leave my soul-crushing corporate day job to run my d*ck mug biz full-time. As I scaled this business, artists and entrepreneurs started asking for my help with making their dream jobs a reality, and bringing their ideas to fruition. 


I’ve built a career that I love, without: complicated systems, a huge social media following or email list, paid ads, prior business or marketing experience, and I am NOT tech savvy. If you have an idea for a project but don’t know where the f*ck to start, or you want to turn your hobby into a business but you’re overwhelmed

by the pressure of creating daily content for allll the platforms, or maybe you’ve been in business a while but have hit a plateau and you’re feeling burnt out and indecisive - you have landed in the right place.


You don’t have to do things the way everyone else does them. You can take an approach that feels fun and simple for you. If I was able to sell d*ck pics for a living, you can do anything.

In my free time, you might find me spooning my rescue dog Maverick, rockin' out to Tenacious D, being way too excited about a thrift store sundress, sipping hot chai tea on a patio, and taking walks with my wonderful life partner, Cam, who I enjoy making fun of for playing Fortnite with 13 year-olds. 

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