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About Delanie

Delanie Fischer is a professional podcaster, serial entrepreneur, environmentalist, and former stand-up comedian recently known for permanently deleting all of her social media despite her influencer status. 


Delanie has 2 chart-topping podcasts, Career Crush (which is now a private, ad-free show available via her email list for free), and she's the co-host of the hit comedy, self-help podcast, Self-Helpless, which has garnered millions of downloads and features renowned health experts, as well as celebrity guests like Tan France, Michael Buble’, and Whitney Cummings.


Delanie's background is in entertainment as a working comedian, writer, and producer. Fed up with massive burnout in her late 20s after performing nationally and internationally across clubs, colleges, theaters, and festivals for almost 7 years, Fischer was determined to become her own boss. She launched a tasteful, yet hilarious, penis art business (pretty nuts, pun intended!) called Dicks by Delanie where she’d “dickify” her customers. She scaled this business from a physical product (hand-painted penis portraits on coffee mugs) to a digital product business with a talented team of cartoonists. DBD customers enjoyed using their custom dickartoons on totes, cards, pillows, books, cakes, dish ware, and clothing for unique gifts and memorable party favors. Conan himself was even gifted a dick mug!


This strange pivot to stay-at-home comedian life resulted in Delanie mentoring artists and entrepreneurs who were drawn to her unconventional strategies, inspiring the launch of her consultancy that she's been running for 5+ years. Delanie's helped hundreds of clients achieve audience growth, hit the top podcast charts, book TV and media, sign dream clientele and land speaking engagements, successfully navigate career pivots within and outside of entrepreneurship, increase their income, and free up more time. Most importantly, her clients report feeling more grounded, energized, fulfilled, empowered, and enjoy more spaciousness and creativity in their lives.

Delanie's free global community supports others (while feeding her own insatiable curiosity) with finding their sweet spot in work, lifestyle, and creative expression by providing practical guidance, hot tips, and inspiration. Delanie reaches 100k+ people monthly via her podcasts, email list, and free events and classes with a variety of special guests and speakers.


As someone who has adopted a minimalist, vegan, and child-free lifestyle, Delanie’s sought after for her thoughts on environmentally-conscious living, and especially enjoys debunking the stereotypes and myths surrounding these practices, with an emphasis on imperfect, fun, and doable action and contribution (although it is a dream of hers to live off-grid and grow her own tomatoes and have chipmunks as friends). 

Delanie’s work in entertainment, entrepreneurship, and environmentalism has been featured across countless TV shows, films, web series, podcasts, live events, and publications including NBC, FOX, Lifetime, Netflix, CNBC, Vh1, Entrepreneur, PopSugar, Authority Magazine, theSkimm, Stand Up Magazine, Thrive Global, Podcast Magazine, the book "Perf," and Bustle. 

She's an avid Tenacious D fan, spends most of her life in a hot bath, loves a thrifted sundress, eats many a burrito, and enjoys a rock solid cup of tea. She currently lives in Los Angeles with her hot ass husband, Cam, and their rescue dogs, Maverick & Goose.


Fun? Facts

Delanie here, since my gram is no longer creepable, here are some things.

1. My dad's an identical twin so my cousins are also my half-siblings (WTF does this freak anyone else out).

2. I was a collegiate rower for 1 year (Go Gauchos!) but had to quit cuz it was so intense that I kept falling asleep in class.

3. I've met my biggest celebrity crush, Jack Black, 3 times (I promise I'm not a stalker, 'twas simply fate LOL).

4. My mom and I went to the same elementary school and we had the exact same 1st grade teacher, let that sink in...

5. Past jobscamp counselor, teleprompter operator, Trader Joe's, executive assistant, coordinator, nanny, tutor,

and the occasional gig as a yoga mat model (the crew wasn't stoked upon learning I have the flexibility of a celery stick).


6. My grandpa was born in Dublin, Ireland (where I  honeymooned!) and my grandma was born in Perth, Australia. 

7. I had a potbellied pig named Arthur when I was in my 20s and he was a big inspiration for me to try the whole vegan thang (sadly it was because he had eaten a piece of cooked bacon on the kitchen floor, that'll mess anyone up).

8. I graduated from UC Santa Barbara in Religious Studies (South Asian & Near Eastern traditions) and planned on continuing my education to become a professor, but then...I fell in love with this absolute a-hole named comedy.

9. I got really sick at 15, had to withdraw from high school, and opted in for independent study until I graduated. As devastated as I was at the time, it taught me the invaluable lesson that there's more than one path to any destination. 


10. I played basketball (shooting guard / forward) and was on drumline (cymbals / snare) in middle and high school. 

11. I once coached a basketball team of 7-9 year-old boys. Being the underdog as the only female coach in the entire league, we went undefeated and won the championship. That win felt better than any I had experienced as a player. 

12. Yes, it's me in that viral Instagram meme about drinking a liter of pineapple juice and no I had nothing to do with it. 


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As a stand-up comedian and improviser, Delanie performed at clubs, colleges, theatres, and festivals nationally and internationally for over 6 years, is a graduate of The Upright Citizens Brigade and The Second City Conservatory, and her bits amassed millions of views across social media. She's been featured on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly, Fuse's Stand Up And Deliver, FOX's Laughs and Punchline, Vh1's Walk of Shame Shuttle, Lifetime's Prank My Mom, and co-wrote and acted in the wonderfully ridiculous Lifetime movie, Bad Tutor. Fischer also co-produced and co-hosted one of the most popular indie comedy shows in the Los Angeles area called The Nine Drink Minimum - a casual BYOB event held in a variety of alternative venues featuring some of the biggest names in comedy. Getting to watch Tiffany Haddish perform in Delanie's mother's living room was definitely a highlight for Nine Drink fans. Along with landing walk-on roles in various films (including her one-liner as a sailor in Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark which remains the highlight of her career), she co-created and co-starred in an award-winning web series, Two Inches Apart, and as her farewell to stand-up, she executive produced the docu-comedy special, Love at First Cousin


Delanie co-hosts the hit comedic self-help podcast, Self-Helpless, that she co-created with her friends and comedians Kelsey Cook and Taylor Tomlinson. Self-Helpless has garnered millions of downloads, frequents the top charts, and special guests include renowned health experts and celebrities like Tan France, Michael Buble,' and Whitney Cummings. Self-Helpless has been featured on Conan, The Tonight Show, Popsugar, theSkimm, The Stand-Up Magazine. and Podcast Magazine. Fischer also hosts Career Crush, a podcast for people building unconventional lives and careers, which hit the top apple Entrepreneur charts as early as episode 1 - where it remained throughout its entire run as a public show. Delanie has since transitioned Career Crush into a private, ad-free podcast available for free at 


Delanie's strange hobby was birthed due to a happy accident during a white elephant gift exchange at a comedians' holiday party. Obviously, she decided to sharpie some penises on a coffee mug to bring as the random gift. The mug was a hit, and she started getting commissions to turn her loved ones, characters, and celebrities into penis caricatures that she hand-painted on coffee mugs. Each piece of art had a killer pun - Dong Swanson, Kim Karshaftian, Strawberry Shortcock (just to name a few). She made these for some fun side cash for about 3 years before launching Dicks by Delanie as a "real" business where she then dickified her customers. Due to the high demand for dickartoons, Delanie quickly scaled from a physical product business to a digital product business with a talented team of cartoonists. Delanie's customers would use their hilarious, custom digital art on totes, shirts, mugs, pillows, cakes, invitations, etc. for unique gifts and memorable party favors. Dicks by Delanie was featured on Voyage LA, Bertcast, and Controlled Chaos, and her team had the pleasure of dickifying several celebrities and public figures. Conan (Conads O'Brien) was even gifted a dick mug! What more could a girl want? As Delanie's consultancy grew, she decided to close DBD to avoid the burnout of running two demanding businesses at the same time, but often jokes that Dicks by Delanie will be reserected one day as her retirement plan. 

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