Delanie is best-known for sharing about:
Efficiency in Wellness and Business
Minimalism, Simplicity, Conscious Consumption
Decluttering Your Home and Schedule
Intentional Living and Gaining Clarity
Entrepreneurship and Doing Sh*t Your Way
Vegan and Eco-Friendly Lifestyle
Restricting and Leaving Social Media
Service-Based and Product-Based Business
Podcasting and The Self-Helpless Podcast
Launching Her First Business Dicks by Delanie
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Starting and Growing a Consulting Business
Pivoting Careers and Leaving Stand-Up Comedy
How To Turn Your Hobby Into Monayyy
Mindset and Unraveling Limiting Beliefs
Figuring Out WTF You Actually Want
Healthy Relationships and Setting Boundaries
Handling Critics, Trolls, and A-Holes
Managing Perfectionism and Compulsive Working
How to Free Up Time, Energy, and Money
Living Childfree By Choice
Delanie co-hosts the comedic self-improvement podcast, Self-Helpless - a top charting show with millions of downloads. Past guests include: Michael Buble,’ Tan France, Whitney Cummings, Pete Holmes, and a bunch of incredible mental health, wellness, and personal growth professionals. Self-Helpless has been featured on Conan, Popsugar, and The Stand-Up Magazine.
As a comedian and writer, Delanie has been featured on NBC’s Last Call with Carson Daly, Fuse’s Stand Up And Deliver, FOX’s Laughs and Punchline, VH1’s Walk of Shame Shuttle, and she co-wrote and appeared in Lifetime’s Bad Tutor. As her farewell to stand-up comedy, she executive produced the docu-comedy special, Love at First Cousin.
Delanie’s clients have been featured on and collaborated with The Chicago White Sox, Airbnb, Universal Music Group, Comedy Central, The Tonight Show, NBC, top iTunes charts, Getting Doug with High, The London Times, Wedding Chicks, Zola, and so much more!
What’s up! I’m Delanie. I’m a Business Consultant to podcasters, business owners, and public figures, co-host of the top charting podcast with millions of downloads, Self-Helpless, and self-proclaimed e-ficionado
(lover of efficiency and word play).
In my free time you might find me spooning my rescue dog Maverick, devouring vegan burritos, rockin’ out to Tenacious D, being way too excited about a thrift store sundress, enjoying a basic b*tch bath with all the works, sippin' hot chai tea on a patio somewhere, and taking walks with my lovely life partner Cam who I enjoy making fun of for playing Fortnite.
My passion for conscious consumption, running my life and business like a well-oiled machine, and my former life as a stand-up comedian, greatly influence my consulting approach. I believe in simplicity, working with intention, and most of all, offering candid no BS guidance to my clients. I'm not afraid to share my personal experiences, failures, and strategies in order to fast-track their success.
My first leap into entrepreneurship was launching a business where I turned people into penis cartoons (I know, pretty nuts - pun intended), which enabled me to leave my soul-crushing corporate day job to "do d*cks" full-time (yes, that's how I gave work my notice). I even got the chance to turn Conan into a d*ck - what more could a girl want out of life?
This led to artists and entrepreneurs asking for my help with making their own dream jobs a reality, and bringing their ideas to fruition. Now, I give people tools to build, grow, refine, and simplify their businesses and passion projects via my online courses, workshops, and consulting services.
I'm a big believer in the fact that if I was able to sell d*ck pics for a living, you can do anything.
Highlights from my past life as a comedian are performing at clubs, colleges, theatres, and festivals nationally and internationally, getting featured on NBC's Last Call With Carson Daly, Fuse's Stand Up And Deliver, FOX's Laughs and Punchline, VH1's Walk of Shame Shuttle, and co-writing/appearing in Lifetime's Bad Tutor (did that one for my mom).
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