DELANIE

 

I'M DELANIE.

 

I’m a Creative Consultant, CEO, Podcaster, former stand-up comedian, rescue dog mom, vegan foodie, and minimalist.

(Yikes that's a lot of things - not very minimalistic of me.) 

 

I was determined to turn my strange hobby, Dicks by Delanie,

into a business when I realized I was stuck AF and needed to find

a way out of the work I no longer enjoyed. 

 

And a crazy thing happened, that sh*t worked. 

 

This led to artists and entrepreneurs asking for my guidance with

making their own dream jobs a reality. Now, I help creatives build,

grow, refine, and simplify their businesses and passion projects via

my online courses and consulting services. 

If I can sell dick pics for a living, you can do whatever you want.

Highlights from my past life as a comedian are performing at clubs,

colleges, theatres, and festivals nationally and internationally, getting

featured on NBC's Last Call With Carson Daly, Fuse's Stand Up And Deliver, FOX's Laughs and Punchline, VH1's Walk of Shame Shuttle,

and co-writing Lifetime's Bad Tutor (did that one for my mom).

What's up!

 

TURN YOUR PRODUCT-BASED
  HOBBY INTO PROFITS

or level up your side hustle, using the exact tools and tactics I used for Dicks by Delanie.

Course

Ellie

Fabric Artist

@adorkablymade

I’ve paid way more for courses that have taught me way less. The Thriving Artist Course pays for itself and is FULL of gold!

Jess

Pop Portrait Artist

@jessygoespop

Since The Thriving Artist Course, I've received shoutouts from my favorite performers, I was a featured artist at a pop-up gallery, and I'm getting commissions! 

Tillah

Lifestyle Photographer

@tillahslens

I’ve accomplished more in 2 months with this course than I did the past 2 years, and I made my investment back ten-fold in a matter of weeks! 

Testimonials

WANT TO WORK WITH ME 1-ON-1?

If all spots are full when you apply, you’ll be put on a waitlist and contacted as soon as a space becomes available.

Testimonials

Before I started working with Delanie, I had no clear path from where I was to where I wanted to be. Delanie helped me take my financial skillset and passion and turn it into a dream career.

Since working with Delanie, my wedding invitation sales have increased, I’ve booked multiple mural projects, hired on a chalkboard artist and virtual assistant, and am getting larger art commissions! 

I can say with 10000% certainty that I would have NEVER started a podcast if it weren't for Delanie. My podcast even hit #43 on the top parenting charts! 

Amanda

Financial Consultant

@whiteteeconsulting

Courtney

Fine Artist

@theycallmespindles

Keisha

Podcaster
@keishanicolet

WELLNESS, BUSINESS, AND FUN SH*T

This is just where I share my heart and stuff. No big deal.

Blog

WANT TO GIVE SOMEONE THE

MOST EPIC GIFT OR PARTY FAVOR?

Dicks

WITH MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS AND

FREQUENTING THE TOP ITUNES CHARTS

Podcast

This is where my bffs and I candidly dive into all things
self-improvement.

WANT TO SEE A JOB I HAD

BEFORE ALL OF THIS?

Comedy

 

Please share briefly about your project or business, and you’ll be notified within

2 business days of my availability and all the other hot deets. 

(I mainly work with small business owners, podcasters, and comedians, but am very open to others if I truly feel I can help.)

IF YOU’RE APPLYING FOR 1 ON 1 CREATIVE CONSULTING

Contact

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