THE BUSINESS MINIMALIST
I'M DELANIE -
Business Simplicity Specialist, Professional Podcaster with 2 top charting shows and millions of downloads, and "influencer" turned social media free entrepreneur.
In my free time, you might find me spooning my rescue dogs Maverick and Goose, rockin' out to Tenacious D in a hot bath, eating many a burrito and getting way too excited about a thrift store sundress, sipping hot chai tea on a patio, and doing wild stuff around town with my husband, Cam
(like going to Farmers Markets and creepin' on random open houses because I love admiring
awesome bath tubs).
After a successful stint in the entertainment industry - including being a working stand-up comedian, writer, and producer, I launched a humorous art business called Dicks by Delanie where my team turned our customers into hilarious, yet elegant, penis cartoons. The success of that business led to
my supporting other entrepreneurs who were drawn to my unconventional tactics.
Details about the businesses and projects I’ve built and scaled across a variety of highly competitive industries can be found
I currently support thousands of entrepreneurs and business owners with scaling thriving minimalist businesses via my podcasts, email list, self-guided PR course, and consultancy so they can experience more time, energy, money, creativity, and freedom in their business (and their liiife). The awesome people who land in this space value work-life balance, self-care, contribution, and prioritize quality work that they enjoy and deep impact (isn't Deep Impact a movie?).
I've been hired by public figures and influencers, professional athletes and celebrity designers, podcasters and performers, mental health and wellness professionals, consulting firms and independent service providers, favorite local hot spots - as well as major TV networks, and am so passionate about providing high-touch support to experts, specialists, and leaders in the art and entertainment, health and wellness, and professional services industries. Whether you’re currently celebrating your brand new business, or you've been crushing your biz for decades, there's a
resource or service available to you here to help you simplify, so you can scale without sacrificing
your time or health.
Whether it’s acquiring millions of downloads and views, hitting the top charts, performing on Late Night TV, writing a Lifetime movie (did that one for my mom), producing packed live events and award winning content, or building a thriving product or service-based business from scratch (and helping my clients bring their dream businesses and passion projects to fruition), there’s one thing that remains true … simplicity = success.
The key to simplicity is infusing you into every single part of your business. When your offer, marketing, and systems reflect your values and personality, the end result is a business that nobody else on the planet has. You stand out simply by doing it your way.
Take it from someone who was able to leave their corporate day job to paint penis cartoons on
coffee mugs (pretty nuts, pun intended), unconventionality is your friend. You don't have to force yourself into a box that already exists. You can grow with intention, ease, and you can especially
ditch any methods that make you feel gross.
This unconventional, minimalist approach to business has enabled my clients to consistently go
viral on social media, hit the top podcast charts, 4x their incomes, leave their day jobs, land huge
media opportunities and brand collaborations, establish fulfilling and profitable partnerships, sign
high-profile clientele, and create sustainable impact and wealth for themselves, their loved ones,
It’s time to remove the distractions, do the deep work, and make that dream job your reality.
Let’s cultivate and curate everything that makes you unique (and of course strategically package
your expertise so we can free up your time and make you lots o' money).
Ready to go all in on you?
"How do you facilitate results for your clients?"
My simple method to scaling a business includes both personalized
strategy and done-for-you deliverables, so you can not only refine the
skills that will elevate your offers and systems, earn more while freeing up
your time, and set yourself up to scale to your desired revenue,
But you can also rest easy knowing an experienced entrepreneur,
professional content creator, and pitch expert is reviewing your materials,
assisting you with negotiations, and prepping you for important opportunities
and appearances - saving you thousands on copywriting, branding, marketing,
and PR services so you have the option of keeping more tasks in-house.
AKA I don’t just ask you a series of questions and make you figure sh*t out on your own.
Business Simplicity consulting for established service providers
who want to scale their revenue without sacrificing their time.
Where my clients have been featured:
The Next Step:
Book a 20 minute complimentary Business Solution call to be considered for the program or an intensive. On this call, we will discuss your goals, audit your offer(s) and systems, and determine your unique next steps to simplify and scale your business for more revenue and freedom.
Spots are filled on a first come, first served basis.
HOW TO APPLY
I was finding it difficult to know how to go about moving forward in my business. Since working with Delanie, I know exactly where to focus my energy, and it’s been easy and fun. She breaks everything down into simple pieces, she’s enthusiastic, and is just the greatest.
New York Times Bestselling Author
I accomplished more in 2 months working with Delanie than I did in 2 years working alone, and I made my investment back ten-fold in a matter of weeks! I have a booked calendar with ideal clients, and I wouldn't have made it this far without her. She is changing lives.
Delanie has changed my life. She’s helped me reverse engineer my goals, given practical action steps and accountability, and she is no bullshit. She will light a fire under your ass and instill the confidence in you to go for it. Working with Delanie is like therapy for your career.
Leading Actress and Writer
I can say with 10,000% certainty that I would
have NEVER started a
podcast if it weren't for Delanie. My podcast even
hit #43 on the top parenting charts! I also achieved a huge goal of mine recently and opened my own gym!
Owner, CrossFit Golden Warrior
I was so scared to invest because I hadn’t seen a significant ROI from past ventures. I got my return on investment from Delanie’s program within 1 WEEK! I’ve since doubled my following, hired an assistant, been featured on 10+ podcasts, tripled my podcast downloads, am steadily booking clients, and my confidence has skyrocketed. I was also able to leave my day job!!! The best part, Delanie makes it easy.
Coach For Perfectionists
Since working with Delanie, my wedding invitation sales have increased, I’ve booked multiple mural projects,
hired on a chalkboard artist and virtual assistant, and
am getting larger art commissions! AND I’ve more than doubled my income!
CEO, Spindles Design Co.
A free private podcast for entrepreneurs who want to scale
a thriving, minimalist business.
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Top 100 Comedy Charts
A comedic personal growth pod that
covers a variety of topics including grief, relationships, burnout, anxiety, habits, sexuality, self-worth, and more.
Top 100 Entrepreneur Charts Turned Private Pod
Helping unconventional entrepreneurs,
business owners, and contractors build and
scale minimalist businesses for more time, energy, money, creativity, and freedom.