I'M DELANIE.

I’m a Simplicity Coach to entrepreneurs, business owners, and podcasters. WTF is a Simplicity Coach? 

It's like if a business consultant, mindset coach, and minimalist had a very helpful baby (who probably swears too much). I also co-host the top charting comedic self-improvement podcast with millions of downloads, Self-Helpless, and recently launched a new podcast for entrepreneurs, business owners, freelancers, and artists called E-ficionado that has been frequenting the top entrepreneur charts since episode 1. 

My passion for conscious consumption, running sh*t like a well-oiled machine, and my former life as a stand-up comedian, greatly influence the way I coach. I help overwhelmed entrepreneurs restructure and grow their businesses and passion projects by utilizing minimalism, so they can have a business that fuels their life - not sucks the life out of them. We focus on removing excess, freeing up time, prioritizing enjoyment and quality over quantity, leveraging and incorporating their unique background, skill set, and interests, growing with purpose - and of course all the other logistics involved with maintaining and scaling. I offer no BS guidance to my clients. I’m not afraid to open up and share my personal experiences, failures, and strategies in order to fast-track their success. 

After 7 years in the entertainment industry and the worst bout of career burnout and shiny object syndrome

I had experienced (plus a lifetime of perfectionism, overachieving, and compulsive working), I was compelled to drop the many tasks that were draining me. I guess being involved in 6ish different things on top of a full-time job will do that to ya! Although I had experience with many entrepreneurial projects and side hustles within entertainment, my first attempt at launching a business that would allow me the creative control and freedom I had been seeking, was called Dicks by Delanie, a humorous custom art business where we turned our customers into penis cartoons (I know, pretty nuts - pun intended).

In less than a year, I was able to leave my soul-crushing corporate day job to run my d*ck biz full-time.

None of that would have been possible if I hadn't redistributed all the time and energy I was spending 

across 6 different avenues, and instead, poured all of that into one, intentional plan. That's when I first fell

in love with business simplicity, and my passion has only grown (big time) since. As I scaled Dicks by Delanie, artists, entrepreneurs, and performers started asking for my help with making their dream jobs a reality, and bringing their ideas to fruition, which led me to what I do now. My clients' feedback about our time together had a very clear theme that I hadn't been aware of - basically, the word simple kept coming up over and over again to describe my approach to helping them with their work. So, I took on the title of Simplicity Coach, because who better than my own clients to name what I do?

I’ve built a career that I love, without: complicated systems, a huge social media following or email list, paid ads, prior business or marketing experience, and I am NOT tech savvy. If you have an idea for a project but don’t know where the heck to start, or you want to turn your hobby into a business but you’re exhausted 

by the thought of creating daily content for allll the platforms, or maybe you’ve been in business a while but have hit a plateau and you’re feeling burnt out and indecisive - you have landed in the right place.

You don’t have to do things the way everyone else does them. You can take an approach that feels fun and simple for you. If I was able to sell d*ck pics for a living, you can do anything.

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In my free time, you might find me spooning my rescue dog Maverick, rockin' out to Tenacious D, being way too excited about a thrift store sundress, sipping hot chai tea on a patio, and taking walks with my wonderful life partner, Cam, who I enjoy making fun of for playing Fortnite with 13 year-olds. 

Want more info about my background? Well, that’s sweet! You can find it here. 

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BUSINESS SIMPLICITY COACHING

Registration for my signature program for part-time and full-time business owners and entrepreneurs is now open for 2021!

Where my clients have been featured: 

• FREE WAYS TO GROW A PODCAST

• 5 MISTAKES ENTREPRENEURS MAKE 

• GREEN LIVING JUMP-STARTER KIT

• A RESUME TEMPLATE THAT WORKS

• E-FICIONADO POD WORKSHEETS 

SELF-HELPLESS 

Top 100 Comedy Charts

E-FICIONADO 

Top 100 Entrepreneur Charts