I’m a Simplicity Coach to entrepreneurs, business owners, and podcasters. WTF is a Simplicity Coach?
It's like if a business strategist, mindset coach, and minimalist had a very helpful baby (who probably swears too much). I also co-host the top charting comedic self-improvement podcast with millions of downloads, Self-Helpless, and recently launched a new podcast for entrepreneurs, business owners, freelancers, and artists called E-ficionado that has been frequenting the top entrepreneur charts since episode 1.
My passion for conscious consumption, running sh*t like a well-oiled machine, and my former life as a stand-up comedian, greatly influence the way I coach. I help overwhelmed entrepreneurs scale their businesses and passion projects by utilizing minimalism, so they can achieve more with ease. We focus on removing distractions, freeing up time, prioritizing quality over quantity, leveraging their unique skill set and interests, growing with intention, and of course all the other logistics involved with starting and scaling. I offer no BS guidance to my clients. I’m not afraid to open up and share my personal experiences, failures, and strategies in order to fast-track their success.
After 7 years in entertainment and the worst bout of career burnout and shiny object syndrome I had experienced (I was involved in 7 different projects on top of a full-time job before I hit this wall and dropped the things that were draining me), my first leap into entrepreneurship was launching a business called Dicks by Delanie, where I turned people into penis cartoons that I put on coffee mugs (I know, pretty nuts - pun intended). In less than a year, I was able to leave my soul-crushing corporate day job to run my d*ck mug biz full-time, and I finally felt like I was in control and had the power to build the career and life I wanted. All because I had simplified my approach in order to achieve the goal I had all along - to work for myself, create my own schedule, and get paid to do something creative that I love (freedom, baby!). As I scaled this business, artists and entrepreneurs started asking for my help with making their dream jobs a reality, and bringing their ideas to fruition.
I’ve built a career that I love, without: complicated systems, a huge social media following or email list, paid ads, prior business or marketing experience, and I am NOT tech savvy. If you have an idea for a project but don’t know where the heck to start, or you want to turn your hobby into a business but you’re exhausted
by the thought of creating daily content for allll the platforms, or maybe you’ve been in business a while but have hit a plateau and you’re feeling burnt out and indecisive - you have landed in the right place.
You don’t have to do things the way everyone else does them. You can take an approach that feels fun and simple for you. If I was able to sell d*ck pics for a living, you can do anything.
In my free time, you might find me spooning my rescue dog Maverick, rockin' out to Tenacious D, being way too excited about a thrift store sundress, sipping hot chai tea on a patio, and taking walks with my wonderful life partner, Cam, who I enjoy making fun of for playing Fortnite with 13 year-olds.
Want more info about my background? Well, that’s sweet! You can find it here.
I accomplished more in 2 months working with Delanie than I did in 2 years working alone, and I made my investment back ten-fold in a matter of weeks! I have a booked calendar with ideal clients, and I would not have made it this far without Delanie. She is changing lives.
New York Times Bestselling
Author and Life Coach
I was finding it difficult to know how to go about moving forward in my business. Since working with Delanie, I know exactly where to focus my energy, and it’s been easy and fun. She breaks everything down into simple pieces, she’s enthusiastic, and is just the greatest.
Delanie has changed my life. She’s helped me reverse engineer my goals, given practical action steps and accountability, and she is no bullshit. She will light a fire under your ass and instill the confidence in you to go for it. I’m getting callbacks, modeling gigs, booking leading roles, and getting interviewed for papers. Working with Delanie is like therapy for your career.
Leading Actress and Writer
I can say with 10,000% certainty that I would have NEVER started a podcast if it weren't for Delanie. My podcast even hit #43 on the top parenting charts! I’ve also obtained my Pregnancy and Postpartum Athleticism certification and host workshops!
Pregnancy and Postpartum
Before I started working with Delanie, I had no clear path from where I was to where I wanted to be. Delanie helped me take my financial skillset and passion and turn it into a dream career.
Since working with Delanie, my wedding invitation sales have increased, I’ve booked multiple mural projects, hired on a chalkboard artist and virtual assistant, and am getting larger art commissions! AND I’ve doubled my income!
Fine Artist and CEO
"They Call Me Spindles"
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During a Solution Call we will discuss:
- Your goals for your business or project
- The biggest area where you're feeling stuck
(I'll help you solve this problem on the call)
- Whether I think my program is a good fit
(I'll direct you elsewhere if it's not a fit)
* This is not a hard sales call, I hate that sh*t. You will leave this call with clarity,
next steps, and some motivation - even if I'm unable to take you on as a client.
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Delanie can no longer be found on social media, the best way to connect with her is by joining The D-List, or contacting her through this site.