DELANIE
What's up!
I'M DELANIE.
I’m a Simplicity Coach to entrepreneurs, co-host of a top-charting podcast with millions of downloads
called Self-Helpless, and lover of efficiency.
My passion for conscious consumption, running sh*t like a well-oiled machine, and my former life as a
stand-up comedian, greatly influence my coaching approach. I help people start, scale, and simplify their businesses and passion projects with a focus on freeing up time, leveraging one's unique skill set and
interests, and working with intention. I offer no BS guidance to my clients. I’m not afraid to open up and
share my personal experiences, failures, and strategies in order to fast-track their success.
My first leap into entrepreneurship was launching a business called Dicks by Delanie, where I turned people into penis cartoons that I put on coffee mugs (I know, pretty nuts - pun intended). In less than a year, I was able to leave my soul-crushing corporate day job to run my d*ck mug biz full-time. This led to artists and entrepreneurs asking for my help with making their dream jobs a reality, and bringing their ideas to fruition.
I’ve built a career that I love, without: complicated systems, a huge social media following or email list, paid ads, prior business or marketing experience, and I am NOT tech savvy. If you have an idea for a project but don’t know where the f*ck to start, or you want to turn your hobby into a business but you’re overwhelmed
by the pressure of creating daily content for allll the platforms, or maybe you’ve been in business a while but have hit a plateau and you’re feeling burnt out and indecisive - you have landed in the right place.
You don’t have to do things the way everyone else does them. You can take an approach that feels fun and simple for you. If I was able to sell d*ck pics for a living, you can do anything.
In my free time, you might find me spooning my rescue dog Maverick, rockin' out to Tenacious D, being way too excited about a thrift store sundress, sipping hot chai tea on a patio, and taking walks with my wonderful life partner, Cam, who I enjoy making fun of for playing Fortnite with 13 year-olds.
Want more info about my background? Well, that’s sweet! You can find it here.
WANT TO WORK WITH ME 1 - 1?
If all spots are full when you apply, you’ll be put on a waitlist and contacted as soon as space becomes available.
I accomplished more in 2 months working with Delanie than I did in 2 years working alone, and I made my investment back ten-fold in a matter of weeks! I have a booked calendar with ideal clients, and I would not have made it this far without Delanie. She is changing lives.
Tillah Freckleton
Milestone Photographer
Gregory Behrendt
New York Times Bestselling
Author and Life Coach
I was finding it difficult to know how to go about moving forward in my business. Since working with Delanie, I know exactly where to focus my energy, and it’s been easy and fun. She breaks everything down into simple pieces, she’s enthusiastic, and is just the greatest.
Delanie has changed my life. She’s helped me reverse engineer my goals, given practical action steps and accountability, and she is no bullshit. She will light a fire under your ass and instill the confidence in you to go for it. I’m getting callbacks, modeling gigs, booking leading roles, and getting interviewed for papers. Working with Delanie is like therapy for your career.
Desrea Noriega
Leading Actress and Writer
I can say with 10,000% certainty that I would have NEVER started a podcast if it weren't for Delanie. My podcast even hit #43 on the top parenting charts! I’ve also obtained my Pregnancy and Postpartum Athleticism certification, host workshops, teach classes, and coach clients.
Keisha Tower
Pregnancy and Postpartum
Athleticism Coach
Before I started working with Delanie, I had no clear path from where I was to where I wanted to be. Delanie helped me take my financial skillset and passion and turn it into a dream career.
Amanda Hill
Financial Consultant
Since working with Delanie, my wedding invitation sales have increased, I’ve booked multiple mural projects, hired on a chalkboard artist and virtual assistant, and am getting larger art commissions! AND I’ve doubled my income!
Courtney Larsen
Fine Artist and CEO
"They Call Me Spindles"
Testimonials
Coaching
Please share briefly about your project or business, and you’ll be notified within
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IF YOU’RE APPLYING FOR 1 - 1 COACHING
Contact
P.O Box #6384
Burbank, CA 91505