I'M DELANIE.

I’m a Business Consultant to podcasters, business owners, and public figures, co-host of the top charting podcast with millions of downloads, Self-Helpless, and self-proclaimed e-ficionado

(lover of efficiency and word play).

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In my free time you might find me spooning my rescue dog Maverick, devouring vegan burritos, rockin' out to Tenacious D, being way too excited about a thrift store sundress, enjoying a basic b*tch bath with all the works, sippin' hot chai tea on a patio somewhere, and taking walks with my lovely life partner Cam who I enjoy making fun of for playing Fortnite. 

My passion for conscious consumption, running my life and business like a well-oiled machine, and my former life as a stand-up comedian, greatly influence my consulting approach. I believe in simplicity, working with intention, and most of all, offering candid no BS guidance to my clients.

I'm not afraid to share my personal experiences, failures, and strategies in order to fast-track their success. 

My first leap into entrepreneurship was launching a business where I turned people into penis cartoons and put them on coffee mugs (I know, pretty nuts - pun intended), which

enabled me to leave my soul-crushing corporate day job to "do d*cks" full-time (yes,

that's how I gave work my notice). I even got the chance to turn Conan into a d*ck -

what more could a girl want out of life?

This all led to artists and entrepreneurs asking for my help with making their 

own dream jobs a reality and bringing their ideas to fruition. Now, I give

people tools to build, grow, refine, and simplify their businesses and passion 

projects via my online courses, workshops, and consulting services. 

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If I was able to sell d*ck pics for a living, you can do anything.

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Highlights from my past life as a comedian are performing at clubs, colleges, theatres, and

festivals nationally and internationally, getting featured on NBC's Last Call With Carson Daly,

Fuse's Stand Up And Deliver, FOX's Laughs and Punchline, VH1's Walk of Shame Shuttle, and

co-writing/appearing in Lifetime's Bad Tutor (did that one for my mom).

TURN YOUR PRODUCT-BASED
  HOBBY INTO PROFITS

Start, or grow, your side hustle using the exact tools and tactics

I used for my first business, Dicks by Delanie.

WANT TO WORK WITH ME 1 - 1?

If all spots are full when you apply, you’ll be put on a waitlist and contacted as soon as space becomes available.

WELLNESS, BUSINESS, AND FUN SH*T

This is just where I share my heart and stuff. No big deal.

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I HATE spam and will never send it. I'll only share my favorite tools, tips, treats and free sh*t. You into that?

WITH MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS AND

FREQUENTING THE TOP ITUNES CHARTS

This is where my bffs and I candidly dive into all things
self-improvement.

WANT TO SEE A JOB I HAD

BEFORE ALL OF THIS?